Randomz wordz

v. – to make happy; to praise


To add leftovers from the fridge to macaroni and call it a casserole


n. – to tear something to shreds


To go topless in a hammock


n. – quilted skiing trousers with shoulder straps.

when you get bored with your pets and try to sell them off.


n. – metal skimmed from molten lead


(Use your imagination people)


n. – book size 55/8 x 43/8 in. (abbreviated as 16mo.)


Ionia’s favourite word of all time


n. – government by six men.


A disease contracted by men of the government and transferred by the prefix


n. – muster of men with their weapons formerly held in certain areas of Scotland


or the sound it makes in Japanese fight films when someone gets smacked


haut monde
n. – ‘high world’; high society. haut ton, n. high fashion; bon ton.


(This is the male equivalent to the use your imagination one up there)


n. – materialist conception of universe. hylomorphic(al), adj. hylomorphist, n.hylomorphous, adj. having material form.


When an elevator/lift turns into a torture device that can’t decide which floor to go to


n. – original type specimen used in defining and describing a species or variety. holotypic, adj


When a young teenaged pop star goes from being a mickey mouse club girl to A complete ho.


That was fun…



About Ionia Froment

book blogger and reviewer, mother of four boys, classical pianist and amateur photographer. I love reading, writing, music and learning to cook new and unusual dishes. You can usually find me with my nose buried in a book unless I have the opportunity to be walking on the beach collecting seashells:)

48 comments on “Randomz wordz

  1. I love salopettes, poor pets!

  2. Hilarious and a great choice of words – gotta love the bookish sextodecimo, and hylomorphism. A lift on the rampage, great 🙂

  3. Schlicker! LMFAO! it could also be a very drunk person trying to say liquor!

  4. Wappenshaw made me giggle – hylomorphism is, according to you, the definition of my recurring nightmare. Thanks for putting a label on it. 🙂

  5. Hahaha! Lindsay Lohan would fit a couple of those. The hylomorphism and the holotype. (Sorry fans, just had to go there.)

  6. sextodecimo – yep just the best word ever, lol. Well done 🙂

  7. Really good. I took one of my manuscripts and gave it a good mammock. Then I pulled my top off and fell into a hammock. I wasn’t sure at the time that my actions were all defined.

  8. So great! Who is buying the next round of drinks? Are we nuts?

  9. Mr. Webster would be green with envy? (a different shade than our green hero, of course!)

  10. This was great, Ionia. Very well done.

  11. Wappenshaw! Maybe we should do a fun ‘make a funny definition’ post that people can play with. People are having a lot of fun.

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