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Redefinition of Well-Loved Words (Day 12 Prompt)

I hate posting here three times in one day, but it has to be done:

My 10 Words

Ass: Used to describe a foul flavor or smell, though not directly comparing the offending taste/odor to ass itself, thus creating a “catch-all” category of troublesome sensory inputs.

Beer: The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

Computer: The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

Dog: Not a Cat!

English: A language that only really intelligent people know how to speak correctly.

Fun: Spongebob’s Definition: 
F- is for friends who do stuff together! 

U- is for you and me! 

N- is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea! 

Hipster: To define one would be too mainstream.

Internet: A web of confusion and dismay.

Jest: the combination of jeans and a vest.

Loner: Someone who doesn’t need other people to validate their own true existance.

About Dean

My name is Dean Kealy and I live in Ireland. I am freelance writer/content creator.

14 comments on “Redefinition of Well-Loved Words (Day 12 Prompt)

  1. Reblogged this on Dean'z Doodlez and commented:

    My input on Day 12 of the 30 Day Creative Writing Challenge!

  2. I like jest. It reminds me of the old jokes, “What do you get when you cross a this with a that?” and If so and so married their children would be such and thus. 🙂

  3. I liked your take on Beer but I thought you were supposed to make up a definition. Beer is as Beer does

  4. “English: A language that only really intelligent people know how to speak correctly.” LOL.
    Ellespeth

  5. Love it and isn’t a loner one who wears a jest?

  6. Damn, just too funny! I love the Internet one!

  7. Love it – internet and hipster really made me giggle! Nice job.

    • How are you??? I heard you were in hospital!!!

      • Yup. Hooked up to an IV and . . . well that’s it. Without a diagnosis, they could only make my crippling stomach pain go away and send me home. I have to talk to my doctor tomorrow about this and see if I can see a specialist earlier than expected. I posted about it on my blog. Kind of exhausted from the entire thing.

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