A Stranger Just Walked In On Me
A stranger just walked in on me; opened the door as I sat down to pee.
The way she yipped, you’d think her thong was down to her knees.
“So sorry, so sorry,” she kept saying to me, I slid the latch and laughed with glee.
Later, in the bar, I saw her glancing at me; her cheeks were burnt as red as could be.
I slid down the pole, collected my fee, and wondered what the hell she thought she might see.
Patti Hall 2013, who has never channeled a stripper before!