First Obituary (Roughly Translated)

Thog born in that cave. He grow up here and there. Outlive brothers by being faster than tiger. Made first hit rock at young age.

Thog grow up to be good hunter. Very brave. Not stink so bad. Thog marry Emily by way of mammoth tusk. She happy because always grinning. They have many kids and most still here.

Thog die by wooly one-horn. Took 4 days to get Thog body back and off horn. We now eat wooly one-horn us honor of Thog.

Thog last words: That a funny looking mammoth.

About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.

14 comments on “First Obituary (Roughly Translated)

  1. Very funny, Charles! May Thog rest in peace (or pieces?).

  2. Charles this had me in hysterics at work earlier, lol. So funny!

  3. Oh no! But good.

  4. Good one Charles. Translated from cave drawing, huh?

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