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Day 21 Prompt – Crush

“We don’t like to talk about it much,” he said to me.

“I still don’t understand what happened though. Do me a favour, would ya?”

“All right, all right. But don’t tell the big guy I told you this.”

He stepped up around the podium and put his hairy lips to my ear.

“It was an out-of-body experience.”

“A what? You’re kidding! I’ve been going to the library every fucking…’

“*cough*”

“… every darned week for the past year, and nothing like that has ever happened to me before.”

He shrugged. “Circumstances.”

“Yeah, well, I’m here now.” I was pissed. “One minute I’m sitting, quietly I might add,” I glared at him, “reading a book and the next minute I’m standing beside myself watching my head get smashed in by a falling book case.”

St. Peter chuckled. “You must be crushed.”

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19 comments on “Day 21 Prompt – Crush

  1. Reblogged this on Get on my plate! and commented:
    Day 21 Prompt – He or she sees their crush in a library. describe the incident.

  2. Awesome! Now where is my damn penny?

  3. Very funny, there’s that great dialogue again 😉

  4. It’s funny, because you’d have to know what the prompt is about to get this…I read it without, at first. Then, after I looked it up, I re-read. Thoughtfully dark, my kind of snark. I dig it.

  5. St. Peter has a nasty sense of humor.

  6. Hehe – I knew there must be going to be a surprise at the end, but there was no way in HELL I could guess it! Great!

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