Drunken Master


Drunk Tiger says:
A) “You’re not za bosh ofh me! ”
B) “Wheresh dat fuksing taxshee?!”
C) “No, No, naw… I’m fine! Just let me lay here’s a second and catcsh my bref ”
D) “Wheresh my damn keesh! ”
” I’mda goddamb Kingd in buh fusking jungle man! ” hey…hey…hey…come heresh feel a sec…hey…hey!
E) [BELCH! ]  “I gotta pee!”

About treyzguy

I am so full of self-confidence and crap that I would worship myself against my own will.... Under penalty of death.

5 comments on “Drunken Master

  1. Go home, Shere Khan – you’re drunk!

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