There be signs in Arizona!


There is a sign
That warns me thus
Prevents me from dying of venom and puss.

The message is clear
The message is legit
Best heed the sign dumbass
Or else you’ll get bit

It’d be my luck
There’s a snake in the grass
Because No ones gonna suck venom out of my big hairy ass


About treyzguy

I am so full of self-confidence and crap that I would worship myself against my own will.... Under penalty of death.

7 comments on “There be signs in Arizona!

  1. Might be safer to stay in the truck. Rattlesnakes are nasty bastards.

  2. There is a similar sign at a riverfront restaurant here (in the South) that says, “Don’t feed the gator.”

  3. Funny. I have a friend who moved to Arizona, I’ll send this to him 🙂

  4. cute – however, not certain if it is visually appealing:)

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