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One Day I’ll Be Prompt…

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One day I fully intend to finish a project that I’ve started…

(2 weeks later….)

See? I told you so.

One day I will create a topical gel that will increase a man’s libido, size and stamina. Now…if I can just get past the application stage….

One day I intend to become the world’s greatest lover. By the way, how long does a restraining order lasts?

One day I hope that all the starving people will get something to eat. At least after my McDonalds stock split again.

One day when things are good I’m gonna leave her. I can’t seem to go when things are bad (Thanks Merle)

One day I hope to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. When I shit my pants, do you think it’ll hurt my aerodynamic profile?

One day I will blow monkeys out of my butt. Still in testing phase.

One day I will learn to type with more than 2 ½ fingers.

One day I hope to buy the world some coke and….wait….that’s not how it goes…is it?

One day I will come to my senses and be overwhelmed by my beauty and burst into a rainbow…made of bubbles…with a unicorn…in a tutu.

One day I will be able to read palms. I’ve tried to read mine, but they seem to have been rubbed off. I can’t figure out how that happened…hmmmm, maybe that new topical gel….

One day I will fight the urge to add ketchup to my French fries.

One day I will be all that I can be. Only thing is, tomorrow keeps coming and I see no end in sight to my possibilities!

One day I will resist the temptation to…never mind. That’s impossible.

One day I hope to make someone smile or laugh so hard they fall down. Then, I’ll steal their wallet.

One day I will have absolutely no idea on how to start a weekly prompt with “One Day” included in it somewhere….

One day I hope.

About treyzguy

I am so full of self-confidence and crap that I would worship myself against my own will.... Under penalty of death.

2 comments on “One Day I’ll Be Prompt…

  1. One would hope you’re already reasonably prompt, considering your profession! 😀 Yeah, I know I know. Traffic.
    This give me a laugh. Thanks. 🙂

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