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Location : Men’s bathroom

Question : “Aren’t you going to wash your hands?”

Treyzguy response : “Nope,  my parents taught me not to pee on my fingers or stick my fanger up my butt.”
(I only do that when I’m feeling randy)

Question : “How you doing?”

Treyzguy response : “As little as possible and as much as I can get away with?”

Statement : “Here’s your order”

Treyzguy response : “How much did you spit in it?

Reply :” Just a little bit”

Summation ; I love a good comeback!

Question : “Where’s the last place you had it?”

Reply: A blank stare, turn… And walk away.

Question : “Can you give me a hand with this?”

Treyzguy responses… 2 options
A) Stand there and clap,  whistling or…
B) “It’s against my religion”

Question : “Are you ignoring Me?”

Reply: Ignore them more….

Question : “How you doing?

Response:” Fat and ugly… But I’m dealing with it”

Statement : “You must hear that all the time”

Reply: “Quit saying that”

Statement : “Mind if I join you?”

Reply: “Not at all, it’s good for my image to be seen supporting local charities”

Just popped into my head @ 1 am :
“Do you think Humpty Dumpy was a suicide? ”

I don’t know, but he was a good egg.

Good lord…. I’m going back to sleep…

About treyzguy

I am so full of self-confidence and crap that I would worship myself against my own will.... Under penalty of death.

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