Location : Men’s bathroom
Question : “Aren’t you going to wash your hands?”
Treyzguy response : “Nope, my parents taught me not to pee on my fingers or stick my fanger up my butt.”
(I only do that when I’m feeling randy)
Question : “How you doing?”
Treyzguy response : “As little as possible and as much as I can get away with?”
Statement : “Here’s your order”
Treyzguy response : “How much did you spit in it?
Reply :” Just a little bit”
Summation ; I love a good comeback!
Question : “Where’s the last place you had it?”
Reply: A blank stare, turn… And walk away.
Question : “Can you give me a hand with this?”
Treyzguy responses… 2 options
A) Stand there and clap, whistling or…
B) “It’s against my religion”
Question : “Are you ignoring Me?”
Reply: Ignore them more….
Question : “How you doing?
Response:” Fat and ugly… But I’m dealing with it”
Statement : “You must hear that all the time”
Reply: “Quit saying that”
Statement : “Mind if I join you?”
Reply: “Not at all, it’s good for my image to be seen supporting local charities”
Just popped into my head @ 1 am :
“Do you think Humpty Dumpy was a suicide? ”
I don’t know, but he was a good egg.
Good lord…. I’m going back to sleep…