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Brain Chatters

Sari-  I don’t get the title.

By Dean

By Dean

Nyx-  He’s writing us talking in his head.  I guess he’s out of ideas.

Luke-  People don’t even know us here.  Why does he think it’s a good idea?

Nyx-  Off chance that someone recognizes us?  Aftereffect of drinking a bunch of strawberry ales before bed?

Sari-  Yeah.  I shouldn’t have be in the driver’s seat last night.  Though, they tasted soooo good.

Trinity-  This is a disaster.

Nyx-  Heroes only!  Get out of here!  *hurls fireball and glares as Trinity catches it*

Luke-  Like this could get any more awkward.  Is there a point to this conversation?

*silence from on high*

Luke-  At least the Lich isn’t here.  Think he’s still lurking around Queen Ionia’s blog.

Nyx-  No, you’re thinking the real one.  Queen Ionia doesn’t have a blog.  I think.  Do we have blogs in Windemere?

Sari-  We have bards.  A lot more entertaining.

Trinity-  As long as they sing on key.

Sari-  One can find beauty in everything if one concentrates.

Luke-  Didn’t you put a silence spell on a bard for singing like, as you put it, a warbling cat with its tail caught in a drawbridge?

Sari-  Spells take concentration and there was beauty in his silence.  Also, shut up.

Nyx-  We need to find a way to end this or make sense of it.  I’m sure people stopped paying attention by now.

Luke- Should we announce something?  I’m not much of a public speaker.

Fizzle by Kayla Matt

Fizzle by Kayla Matt

Fizzle-  Fizzle have this!  Next week author put book parts on CSB!  Fizzle get Monday, Fritz get Wednesday, and Luke get Friday. Fizzle do good?

Nyx- Great icebreaker, Fizzle. Each day will be an excerpt from one of the Legends of Windemere books.  Nothing revealed from the main plot, but scenes to entice people.  This is all to get some hype for the December 1st release of Legends of Windemere: Allure of the Gypsies.

Sari-  So this is an advertisement post?  I feel so used.

Luke-  I think he had another plan and got lost when he realized most people don’t know us.

Trinity-  Sounds like him.

Sari-  His mind really wanders when he isn’t writing a book.  Did you notice him standing in the middle of the living room yesterday?  Just standing there like a lost puppy.  Kind of cute in a pathetic kind of way.

Nyx-  Well, I’m bored.  I’m hitting the taverns.

Sari-  Right behind you!

Trinity- As long as you’re paying.

Nyx-  Heroes only!  Go hang out with your friends.

Trinity- My friends consist of a decaying spellcaster, a serious halfling, a crazy goddess, a callous gnome inventor, a sadist, and a dark lord.  Please let me hang out with you.

Sari-  Let her come along.  After all, we’re on vacation this week.  *women leave*

Luke-  So, I guess I’ll apologize for wasting your time here.  Hope you got some enjoyment from this.

Fizzle-  Enjoy the apples!

About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.

13 comments on “Brain Chatters

  1. Ha ha ha. I have no idea who any of your characters are but I loved this! You are one super talented man! 🙂

  2. We need to have a convo soon so we can figure this stuff out. That was fun:)

  3. Great…oh, by the way
    Are you good on your meds? LOL!!

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