There is a rumor ’round here
I don’t know if it’s true
That the CSB shutdown will affect me and you
They want a site for everyone
Full of poise and grace
A community of character, a nice meeting place
There is only one problem that I see with this change
Our creative minds will explode, our talent will wane
From boredom or block, we cannot jot our thoughts
We will suffer from separation anxiety
Jeez guys, thanks a lot
I think it will be good to revamp this new path
Lest we fall into anarchy and suffer their wrath
I know how I will pass this period of silence by
Make it go faster, make the time fly
I’ll take all my sleeping pills and drink vodka ’tis true
Take a hot bath with a hair dryer, a razor or two
I might stick my head in the stove and take a deep breath
If I’m blocked from my CSB, I’d rather face death!
At least I’ll have new material of which to write
When the CSB reopens on some chilly January night
Don’t worry about us O guardians of hosts!
We will wait for the new thingee, and post all our posts.
The website will crash and the hard drive will fry
As all of us overload the server with comments and likes.
I need to have a set time frame for this shutdown of yours
So I can schedule my coma until you reopen the doors.