The Spidersons: Weekly Prompt 11/17

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Mom Spider: “Honey…?”

Dad Spider: “Yes my dear…?”

Mom Spider: “Why is there a big Christmas Tree in the front yard?”

Dad Spider: “Me and the kids put it up last night after you went to bed, why…? Don’t you like it?”

Mom Spider: ” Oh…I like it fine, but it’s not even Thanksgiving yet”

Dad Spider: “Well, I got a really good deal on it from Jack down the street”

Mom Spider: “Jack…? The beanstalk guy?”

Dad Spider: “Well, yeaah? What’s wrong with Jack?”

Mom Spider: “Honey…the guy is a little weird, he ‘s telling everyone that he’s seen giants”

Dad Spider: ” I know he’s a little touched dearest, but the guys innocent enough. He’s as harmless as a fly”

Baby 29 spider: “I like flies!”

Mom Spider: “I can’t believe people are believing that shit!”

** A screech arises from Mom Spider and Dad spiders lips as a huge shadow falls over their web**

Mom Spider: “OMG! I can’t believe that crazy bastard was telling the truth!”
Dad Spider: ” Aaieeee!”

** The torrential rain falls from the sky, sending steam and boiling acid over the Xmas tree and the home of the Spidersons. Mom and Dad are scurrying around, trying to save their children from the deluge and flooding liquid fire**

**Then…the burning rain stops.**

** Then…there are 3 more quick showers before the giant turns away with a grunt and a shake of his leg**

Dad Spider: “Shhheww doggy that was close, I thought the house was gone fer sure!”

Mom Spider: ” I can’t believe what I just saw…. a freaking giant…for real!”

Dad Spider: ” Jack never said anything about them having a bright orange head, and wearing leaves over their bodies”

Mom Spider:”Well, at least we won’t have to put up any tinsel this year”

About treyzguy

I am so full of self-confidence and crap that I would worship myself against my own will.... Under penalty of death.

10 comments on “The Spidersons: Weekly Prompt 11/17

  1. Very funny. Works of the itsy bitsy spider thing very well.

  2. Too funny. I got the acid rain issue. I am glad no children were hurt for the writing of this post. LOL

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